1. Why does everyone always squat down as they walk away from a helicopter? Do they think someone would have designed the thing to have propellers at head height?? Or are they worried about being blown over if they stand upright?
2. Who decided we should eat lunch on those small ‘bread and butter’ plates? I eat my lunch on dinner plates, oooh yeah bucking the system!
3. Does anyone ever use the ‘winter’ setting on a ceiling fan? You’d need a ladder?! Just get a blanket bro.
4. Why does my dog decide to have an excited energy spurt and use my white quilt cover as his ‘run to and do a 180’ spot while covered in mud?! Is that footprints on the wall?! Note to self: close bedroom door when I’m not home.
Rambling Goat
Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows 