Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Questions to Life #8


1. Why does everyone always squat down as they walk away from a helicopter? Do they think someone would have designed the thing to have propellers at head height?? Or are they worried about being blown over if they stand upright?

2. Who decided we should eat lunch on those small ‘bread and butter’ plates? I eat my lunch on dinner plates, oooh yeah bucking the system!

3. Does anyone ever use the ‘winter’ setting on a ceiling fan? You’d need a ladder?! Just get a blanket bro.

4. Why does my dog decide to have an excited energy spurt and use my white quilt cover as his ‘run to and do a 180’ spot while covered in mud?! Is that footprints on the wall?! Note to self: close bedroom door when I’m not home.

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

5 thoughts on “Questions to Life #8

  1. As someone who’s worked around helicopters, getting your head chopped off is a valid concern. I’ve seen the photos, not pretty. The way the rotorblades are designed, they’re flexible and long. Depending on the motion of the helo and the wind, they can flex downward significantly. Better safe than sorry. 😉

  2. Some questions were not meant to be answered. To do so would disrupt the time-space continuum and tear the very fabric of reality!! (lightning crashes, evil cackle and demented look on my face)…..woah….where did that come from?!?

  3. I had a question today but then I forgot it. True story.

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