Well people always say you have a ‘type’ that you’re attracted to. Tall man, brown hair, dark eyes. Or maybe blonde woman with cheeky blue eyes and a tiny waist.
Well, fuck. I worked mine out from the majority of guys I’ve slept with and dated and lucky I have no shame because i’m pretty sure it’s junkies.
Ok I shouldn’t be so harsh because none of them were into needles, missing teeth or covered in dirty scabs but most of them have been into more than the *occasional* drug or drink.
Oh and let it be known that girls are a different story, junkie girls aren’t my thing. But that’s another story for another day.
So now that I have worked this out, I’m not sure that its helpful to my life at all. I always knew I liked bad boys but having a few tats and a dirty-boy smirk is a bit different to getting sent a photo of a guy I fucked snorting coke off a toilet cistern. And then I go and reply with ‘I wish you were licking that off my clit’. Fuck. My bad. Encouraging drug use.
I guess it’s good that everyone’s different and we’re all attracted to different types of people but wow, the science behind it is crazy. There’s a guy I know (yep, takes lots of drugs) and whenever I stand near him I swear I can smell his pheromones. This might be exaggerated because he’s off limits (an ex’s friend) but daaaamn, I can’t breathe properly around him and if I sit next to him its like there’s some magnetic force pulling me towards him. So I just sit there all awkward and have a mild heart attack inside. Stupid pheromones.
I knew a girl in high school that only wanted to go for football players (no, not soccer). And I know a guy that loves foreign intelligent girls.
So if you haven’t already, go and work out your ‘type’, it could be an interesting revelation. Or maybe you’ve known it for a while. What’s your ‘type’?