1. Do we just keep getting more and more freckles as we age? I keep spotting new freckles but don’t notice any missing..
2. Why do farts always smell so much worse in the shower?!
3. Why don’t 4 legged animals run twice as fast as 2 legged animals? Logic kind of tells me that they should..
4. Do actual pirates like the Pirates of the Caribbean movies or do they find it silly? And do they partake in ‘talk like a pirate’ day? I feel as though if you’re going to the effort of being a pirate for a living you should have some fun with it.. Get a pet bird or whatever.
5. Why does this packet of food say ‘no msg added’? That’s like saying ‘no unicorns added’.. What do I care what’s not in it?!
I’ve noticed it doesn’t inform me that ‘no anthrax’ is added, so should I be worried?