Or a few filler fucks, but perhaps that’s a bit too crass for a heading. Also, How’s that for alliteration! Anyway, I thought I would get back to my conquest list.
There are a couple that are just not full blog worthy, so I thought I would just provide a quick list of some of the conquests that I can remember.
Sharing is caring: RG’s Ex
After the douche that broke my esteem, I was feeling terribly down and shitty about myself and just wanted to crawl up in a hole and die. Believing that no guy would want to touch me ever again if I was truly as disgusting as douche wad made me out to be.
So RG being the good friend she is said I should totally hit up her ex for a good time to help. And so I did.
Probably one of the most hilarious and awkward things I have done!
Then there are two guys from school that ended up as drunken screws. Nothing exciting, too drunk and no self esteem to care, ended up back at their place to be a starfish to their jack hammer. Walk of shame in the morning.
And that brings us to the double digits….
Conquest count: 11