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The Conquest List

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I have a weird relationship with sex at the moment. The disconnect with my sexual side has got me thinking about stuff and things. But instead of having a whinge about that, I thought I would take a trip down memory lane and catalogue my sexual conquests on here.

Why? Mainly just because. Perhaps for the lols. Does it really matter? If anything I hope my awkward tales are entertaining.

How many are we looking at here? I don’t actually even know, maybe like under 20 or something like that, maybe 30…. I guess we will find out! And who knows I may learn something about myself or some crap like that.

And in return I reckon you should respond with your own conquest tales 😊

Nonsense unicorn 


Author: nonsenseunicorn

Just another twenty-something year old making sense out of madness. Boom.

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