We all have our weird quirks and habits, especially when we are alone and think that no one else knows.
Well, out of plain curiosity you will now all know some of the weird things I do! As I ask you all: am I the only one? Surely not, right?
I trace words with my tongue on the back of my teeth
My subconscious brain will extract a particularly satisfying word I have heard that day, and will begin to trace it in cursive back and forth on the back of my teeth…
Am I the only one? Or mildly OCD?
Find my farts hilarious
Sometimes I’ll be alone and they will toot in a specially funny way and I can’t help but crack up.
I use my boobs and stomach as a table
Cheaper than buying a stable table, comfier than sitting in an upright position.
Read the shampoo bottle in the shower
And the gel. And the soap. And the face wash. It feels more satisfying than reading a good book.
Miss my mouth when brushing my teeth
This happens more frequently than one would think. Toothpaste in the eye does not create a fresher outlook on life.
And a thought to leave you with: ever noticed how your tongue doesn’t sit comfortably in your mouth?
Over and out