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Fetishes I’m not cool with



Everyone has hard limits – things you’re not cool with and absolutely do not feel the urge to entertain.

Most people on fetlife have a list of fetishes but only some have written a list of no-no’s. I guess I’ve never really written a list but seeing as I don’t think mine will be *too* long, let me attempt one.

Fetishes I’m not cool with:
*Underage – no.
*Animals – again, no.
*Piss, shit or vomit – nooooope. That is all.
*Feet – don’t touch mine, I’m not touching yours and let’s never speak of it again.
*Ears – the closer you get to them, the further away I will squirm.
*Being licked all over my body – a little bit of licking, sure, but not both arms, legs, stomach, face etc in one sitting. This happened to me once and I felt like a sticky lollipop that then dried with a crusty layer of saliva on me. So uhhhh please no more!
*Anything involving high amounts of saliva and the smell of spit – totally related to the dot point above, but also rules out people with super sloppy kisses and spitting on me.
*Sweat and uncleanness – just have a shower please.. And while you’re there, scrub the shit out of your sweaty gouch. Thanks!
*Hair – act primal, sure, but don’t go all out please.. I’m not into pubes, back hair or on women, underarm and leg hair.

Everything else (unless I’ve missed one), I’m happy to report that I’m open to. Bring it on life! πŸ˜€

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

4 thoughts on “Fetishes I’m not cool with

  1. Seems to be a pretty sensible “no go” list

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