Most people on fetlife have a list of fetishes but only some have written a list of no-no’s. I guess I’ve never really written a list but seeing as I don’t think mine will be *too* long, let me attempt one.
Fetishes I’m not cool with:
*Underage – no.
*Animals – again, no.
*Piss, shit or vomit – nooooope. That is all.
*Feet – don’t touch mine, I’m not touching yours and let’s never speak of it again.
*Ears – the closer you get to them, the further away I will squirm.
*Being licked all over my body – a little bit of licking, sure, but not both arms, legs, stomach, face etc in one sitting. This happened to me once and I felt like a sticky lollipop that then dried with a crusty layer of saliva on me. So uhhhh please no more!
*Anything involving high amounts of saliva and the smell of spit – totally related to the dot point above, but also rules out people with super sloppy kisses and spitting on me.
*Sweat and uncleanness – just have a shower please.. And while you’re there, scrub the shit out of your sweaty gouch. Thanks!
*Hair – act primal, sure, but don’t go all out please.. I’m not into pubes, back hair or on women, underarm and leg hair.