There are some things in life that there is not enough cares or fucks to give about (or I was a sloth in a past life…maybe both).
Ain’t nobody got time for:
Towel Drying after a shower
Sitting in a towel drop drying is the only way
Reverse Parking between two cars
I will park further away if it means Parking is easier.
using a knife AND fork
A good fork can do the cutting for you
I strategically buy clothes that don’t need ironing
waiting for a taxi
If you’re not onto it yet, get the Uber app!
buying single drinks
Rounds for all!
listening to pop music
making fancy meals
Toasted sandwiches for the win. Also, because this will lead to….
Gah. Dishwasher! Or if you don’t have one, wait until you have a nice big pile then do one lot.
regular clothes wash
Just do one big mofo wash! Simples!
It’s completely legit to roll them in a ball and put them in a basket. OR just don’t put them away at all and leave the pile there – you’re gonna wear it again soon anyway right?
making the bed
You’re just gonna get in it again in 12 hours.
checking blog archives for existing content
Preeeetty sure I’ve already done a post like this before, but – well, you know how it goes!
And that, my friends, is how you justify spending your Saturday in a towel playing Fable 3.