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Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life



I’m inappropriate. But its not my fault. Well, it is, but its due to the fact that I’m insatiable.

Yep, I’m adding myself to the delightful group with constant wet panties and boners:

The moment I realised that I deserved this badge, I was sitting on a plane in between a young attractive guy and girl. I was legit imagining a threesome with them. Right there in the seat (logistically it could have worked, just sayin..). Earlier I happened to look up at a cute guy while he was looking at me. We both looked away, and while ‘reading’ my book I was actually wondering if he’d be the type to slam me up against a wall. I decided that yes, he was the type.. Cue the grin and he, now facing away, was none the wiser πŸ˜€

So thanks Evie for getting the idea in my head.. Haha here goes.


This is a self-nominating badge – you decide whether you are comfortable claiming this term or not. I invite all sex bloggers who claim this term to:

1. Post this badge publicly to their blogs
2. Share what this term means to you and why it’s important to you to claim it. Perhaps you have a tumultuous history with the term, perhaps it took you a long time to accept this part of yourself.
3. Let me (Evie) know that you’ve written this post! I’d love to share links to other people’s stories/statements.

So firstly, why am I insatiable?
1. I’m in a long distance relationship. Let’s just say I could never be a nun, it’s torture. Absence something something.. Makes the vagina go crazy?

2. I’m 27 which apparently is about the time a woman hits her sexual ‘prime’ (although you lovely ladies out there have thoroughly convinced me this lasts quite a while!!).

3. I’ve recently embraced my kinks and the bdsm world and it certainly isn’t slowing my sex drive. Nooooope. I’m a runaway train and will NOT be getting back on the tracks.

4. I’m a proud slut

And why am I inappropriate with my insatiability?
1. Alright, lets be frank. I’ve wanked in some inappropriate places:
*My nans ensuite shower with the door open – yeah there was people over but they all knew I was in there showering so I figured they wouldn’t come into the bedroom..
*During the day at my parents house in the bathroom. I guess if anything they probably figured I was having a crap. Oh well.
*In bed laying next to bf while he was asleep.
*On my bedroom floor while my dog was under my bed (probably hiding from yours truly and yeah, it felt pretty awkward..).

2. I keep my favourite vibrator in my pillowcase. I clean the toy so its not full of stains, I can assure you! But within easy reach = good.

3. I have soooo many dirty pics on my phone and tablet, fairly tame ones of me but sexy rude ones of others. Which isn’t so bad buuuut I was sending Stereowhite a face shot (and saw his – yes girls, he’s cute πŸ˜‰ ) and my bloody mum walked over and stood next to me right when a whole bunch of my butt pics came up on the screen on my tablet. I kept tapping the screen to get out of it and it froze. So I avoiding talking to her for like half an hour after that and hoped that she is blinder than I think. Awkwardddd.

4. I browse fetlife and read erotica in the company of my family all the time. They’ll be across the room talking about something mundane like the price of postage going up and I’ll be saying “oh ok” while looking at orgy photos. The joys of being a girl – my horniness is undetectable!

5. I’ve flirted with boys online while sitting next to bf. Or sitting up in bed with bf asleep next to me.

6. I told my bf which of his friends I’d like to have sex with.

7. The man who gets my highest sexual attraction award goes to a man that is married. But he’s sexyyyyyy *swoon*

So to answer the question Evie posed, insatiable to me is having a giggling deviant living inside me while on the outside I look innocent as pie πŸ™‚

It’s important to me to claim it because its nothing to be ashamed of. Yes, I have slightly inappropriate moments but I have an awkward unlucky life anyway so who cares. I am who I am. And I’m insatiable πŸ™‚ I’m also friendly, silly and fun so it’s not my one defining feature, it’s one of many, and for that I’m proud πŸ™‚


For those of you who are insatiable for sex, wanking, cheese, beer, memes – own it. For those of you who aren’t, that’s fine too. Be who you want to be, do what you want to do and don’t ever be ashamed of it πŸ™‚

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

24 thoughts on “Insatiable

  1. Congrats on the..uh..award!! Lol.

  2. Awesome post!

    I don’t think I’m insatiable at all, however due to the amount of times people have screwed in the same room (or bed – and you’re not the only one!) as me I would say I’m a walking aphrodisiac for some unknown reason! Hahahaha

  3. Its a pleasure getting such a wonderful insight into your devious mind! Delightful! πŸ˜‰

  4. This. Is. AWESOME. Way beyond anything I imagined people might write. You are such a fantastic, amusing writer. And goddamn, I love how unrepentedly filthy and non-stop you are!!

  5. Reblogged this on Evie the Rabbit and commented:
    Check out this fabulous and oh! so deviant post from Rambling Goat about being “Insatiable.” It’s a laugh-out-loud read and also made me nod in admiration and approval. Kudos on being insatiable, Rambling Goat!

  6. As I read this I was thinking Yes, me too, yes, that as well, and that, and that … There are moments when my own insatiability is a mariner’s albatross, but then I read stuff like this, and smile and love the fact that there people everywhere just like me, and I feel notmal. Then I notice my erection is nudging at the laptop, so I unbotton my fly, find some good porn and have a wank.

  7. Ah, yes. This is so familiar to me πŸ˜€

    I have had those moments (sometimes at work) where I am in my office and I get a FetLife notice about something super kinky and realise I look like (and am!) an executive businesswoman in a conservative company and look nothing like someone contemplating a gang bang πŸ˜€

  8. I think I’m eligible. Will you help me survey my accomplishments. And is there a downloadable image of the award.

    • If you open the post in a web browser you can get a copy of the image.
      Highlight the rules, copy and paste them into a new post for your blog then list your accomplishments there πŸ™‚

      If you don’t know how to link back to Evie’s original post, make sure you send her a msg on her blog when your post is up!

  9. Pingback: Introducing: The Insatiables | Evie the Rabbit

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