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Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Lovely Blog Award


Sooo if you know anything about NU and I, you’ll realise we’re late to everything. It could be one or the others fault (like me being in subspace at dd’s house then getting stuck in traffic) or both of our fault (having too many predrinks and not realising what the time is). I guess this one is both of us for just not even realising..

But we got a Lovely Blog award! Yayyy!


FYI we were nominated in August.. Whoops!

The Rules:
1. Thank the person who nominated you for the award.
2. Display the One Lovely Blog Award on your blog.
3. Share 7 things about yourself.
4. Nominate 15 bloggers you admire and let them know by commenting on their blog.

1. Thaaaanksss JohnnyID! I’d write more but under your suggestion of drinking (because everyone else on viber was), I got a bit drunk on my own last night and pissed in a bucket twice. For anyone looking at me strange right now, I haven’t installed a new toilet in my bathroom yet. The joys of renovating!
So yeah, I woke up with my eyes crusted over and my body feels like a truck hit it. Need to check my phone cos I know there were drunk texts, dammit.. I think I need to get unpoor so I can have a social life. Getting drunk on my own when my homebrew beers are 7-8% is uhhh probably not the best.

In conclusion, Johnny is an awesome guy and he’s even more awesome because he came all the way over to Aussie land to hang out with us bozo’s. I’m not sure that I’m contributing much ‘loveliness’ to the blog lately, so here goes..


Yep, that's us! Plus some add-ons... And based on this I think you need to buy a top hat Johnny, very nice!

3. Ummm well that’s hard because you know so much about me already. I’ll try and think of 7 new things just for you lot 😀 And I’ll get some off NU too!

Rambling Goat
*I fall asleep in every. Goddamn. Movie. I’m not sure if my brain just assumes what the ending will be like thus proving to itself that there’s no need to watch it, oooor if it decides that I can dream up a better ending. Either way I always wake up at like 2am to a loud TV, lights on, and a rascal of a dog hiding on the couch. Tonight I’m watching the hobbit, wish me luck!

*When I settle down I want a farm with lots of odd animals on it. A donkey, a peacock, a couple of turkeys, an alpaca, a sheep that I train to be like a dog (sleeps in a kennel, jumps through hoops etc), a family of pigs etc.

*I have also designed the house I want to build on it. It has a swingers den and an open-air (and open-sided) bathroom 😀 I always wanted to be an architect as a kid, so working in horticulture and renovating houses hasn’t strayed too far for my original interest 🙂

*I’d really love to adopt kids in the future. Why let a kid miss out on having a family? Awwww yeah I’m a softie but in saying that, I won’t be having kids for like another 10 years. Which if it takes me 10 years to finally get an adopted child (I’ve heard the process is long and gruelling – but I’m still determined!), then maybe it’ll be 20 😉 No, it has nothing to do with being sterile, my ovaries are fine. I only want one of my own, the rest will be adopted ❤

*My dad is a full on eccentric. I nominated him for "Australia's Daggiest Dad" one year and he won it. Legit. If you're a little confused, daggy in Australia means embarrassing/unfashionable/lame. We were in some magazine that only old ladies read (they gave him a makeover) and they tried to get us to go on a morning show too (for no extra payment). Ummm no thanks, I need to be paid at least $5000 to have my face on TV. I'm no bloody demanding diva but i'm not keen on getting out of my comfort zone for literally nothing in return. So yeah, if I'm strange, I can totally blame my genes.

*I'm obsessed with travelling. I've now been to 21 countries and I've got loooootttttsssss to go. At any given time I'm in thousands of dollars worth of debt over it. I usually get a loan or credit card, buy my flights then work out the rest because I have to. I know once I get my flight I can't back down – Its f@#king expensive to get ANYWHERE from Australia. I'm not going to just throw money away!
One of my pet hates is people who flake on holidays. It happens to me all the time. I ended up travelling around Europe for 2-3 months on my own (it was a 4 month trip in total) because I couldn't be arsed waiting for someone to come with me.

*I love coffee but don’t drink it anymore because it makes my heart beat irregularly (it randomly skips a beat then does a double sized beat for the next beat). Pretty scary! The first time my heart went all wacky was first thing in the morning after staying at this girls house I was seeing. We’d had a lot of wine, were giggly, she told me to stay over so I went and passed out in her bed, whoops. So yeah woke up to my heart having a freakout, went and saw a doc, had a heart monitor thing on for 24 hrs and the doc said I shouldn’t have any more stimulants. “No more coffee!” NoOoOoOoOo!!! I drank decaf once and it tasted terrible (maybe it was burnt?), it just ruined it for me.
NU took me for my last coffee and I’ve been drinking tea ever since. But tea lately has been doing it too if I have too much so I now sound like a full hipster because I mostly drink is Rooibos (African tea, no caffeine) and a caffine-free coffee substitute called Bambu (and I recently found another similar one called Echo) that is a brown powder but has weird shit like chicory root in it. Its pretty tasty! So yeah, fuck you heart. Or more likely, fuck you young RG for consuming farrr too many stimulants and ruining your heart.

Nonsense Unicorn

– I’m a lefty

– I trace words with my tongue on the back of my teeth

– probably the easiest person to give a present to (draw a smiley face on a cotton ball and I’ll be stoked)

– drive a manual and wouldn’t have it any other way

– have a birthmark in the shape of a paw print

– can burp on command

– collect figurines (mainly games and skimpy anime chicks)

4. Ok i’m stepping away from the regulars for my nominated inspiring blogs to try and find you some new ones.
The kind of person who inspires me is anyone who is honestly themselves, does what makes them happy (even if that means stepping away from the ‘norm’) and can talk about it to others. At best, you’re helping someone else, at worst, well, its entertaining 🙂

So in random order (chosen by RG):

Naughty Miss Jones – Adventures and insights from a lovely Aussie gal who runs a cheeky online store

Daddy’s Babygirl – BDSM eat your heart out 🙂 One of a few DD/LG dynamic blogs on here that has helped me realise I’m a LG (although not quite the slave/pain type of this one!).

Poly and Kinky Passions – The highs and lows of Polyamory and BDSM

Confessions of a Submissive Fucked-up Nutjob – I’m always giggling or horny after reading these. If you like kink, sexuality and debauchery this is for you 🙂

Carnal Sex Blog – Hilarious (but great) sex advice!

My Adventures as a Sugar Daddy – Oh gosh, such honesty through a surprisingly tough lifestyle. Interesting insights 🙂

Gardener’s Blog – I have a soft spot for Mr Gardener, he’s a lovely man who has a deviant side 🙂

Warm Creme – I think cum is an extra food group over at this household, its definitely got me adding stuff to my kinky bucket list! 😀

Syd Sugar Babe – Stories from a Sugar Baby and Escort.

Stereowhite – A fun guy with a loooot of juicy stories 😀

And just to prove that not *all* the blogs I follow are sex related..

Found this, Painted that – Cool DIY decorating tips on a budget, there’s photo steps through each post. My Pinterest obsession may be firing up again..

Red Carpet Square – So many lols!! Some people have too much money and damn, kids say the darnedest things. Just go there.

Ok there’s only 12 but this post has been in the making for like 2 days now, there’s a lot on my plate right now! Hope you forgive me blog police 😛

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

7 thoughts on “Lovely Blog Award

  1. A few dear friends on your list but I will check out the new ones!! Thank you 🙂

  2. P.S. Please make sure your future farm has a Sloth for when I come and visit. 😀

  3. Congrats!

  4. Pingback: Lovely Warm Creme | Warm Creme

  5. I don’t know that I’m expressly deviant. Then again…

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