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Byeee 2014!


Waiting for bf to arrive tonight, then I’m probably going to be off the radar till new year so here’s my last post for the year 🙂

I’ve got a quick moment before I have to work out why my vibrating panties aren’t working (it was his request to be in bed wearing them when he arrived). Maybe they can sense my tiredness.

It was 36 degrees today with no breeze.


I cant be bothered working out Fahrenheit so lucky my thingy has whatevers. Shhh I'm tired.

Instead of using my air con which I’m almost certain houses a family of mice, I sat under a fan. The fan wasn’t cutting it so I had the genius plan of sitting on the concrete floor in my new walk in robe. Totally not weird. Took a selfie anyway and sent it to Sharn also mentioning that I was so hot, I was considering removing underwear. Brings new meaning to the phrase ‘so hot right now!’

Anyway somehow we got onto pick up lines and I told her one that I’ll be trying out in Vegas next year (and which the glorious Daring Vagina originally got me giggling at). “I can fit 4 fingers in my mouth, want to see?”

In conclusion, I can fit 5 and I now have a scratch down the back of my throat. Sharn was also mouth-fisting out of curiosity (why did we not take photos?! Hahahahaha).

And this weekend I’ll be hanging out with the classy kink-master herself so stay tuned for a possible post/interview/photo of our tits being squashed together/story where I end up hurling in a gutter (I haven’t drank properly in months! Lightweight alert!). I was hoping to get us a lovely trampling experience with old mate foot fetish but he can’t make it – booo! 😦 He has promised me that when I do see him, he’ll get me a pair of high heels, converse sneakers and whatever I would like in return for trampling him. I thought shoes was the payment? Oh well spending money for my USA trip won’t go astray 😀

Ok best be going. Have a glorious time no matter what you celebrate. Personally I’ll be doing Festivus on Dec 23rd (I’ve even got inflatable sumo suits for the ‘feats of strength’ part!). And then the classic Aussie Christmas which requires the following:
*Hot day
*BBQ lunch
*Some family member dressing as Santa and sweating up a storm in the costume
*Kids on bikes/scooters/skateboards everyyyyywhere – as kids you unwrap your presents first thing in the morning then spend your day testing out your new toys. Remote controlled planes + remote controlled cars + kids on bikes = Christmas Chaos.

I’ll be doing a family holiday/reunion as is our tradition after xmas, then sleeeeping for NYE, then a music festival on new years day. So have an awesome holiday break and I’ll see you all in the new year!

Rambling Goat

Ps. Vibrating panties are totally not working. So I’m totally wearing granny undies and going to sleep. Its one of those nights! Hahaha the joys of being comfortable in a relationship 😉


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

16 thoughts on “Byeee 2014!

  1. I don’t feel sorry for your sweatyness at all. It’s freezing here and there is no sun to be seen! ARGH. However…this post made me happy for several reasons. A.) You’re wearing vibrating panties (Meow)…well until you took them off. B. You’re planning a trip to the states…I see a future rendition of “Jblondie Meets The Goat” happening and I’ve already got a lady wood. …and C.) If my mouth can fit my fist…what does that mean? 🙂

  2. Lucky Sharn…

    A Festivus for the rest of us!

    Although I love Festivus, my absolute favorite holiday is New Year’s Eve. I will party without abandon, full of optimism for the new year. The future is upon us, it’s not quite what Back to the Future II promised 2015 would be like but it will be a pretty good future nonetheless.

    Happy New Year!!!!

  3. Woot woot! We will miss you til you come back. And I’m with JBlondie…it’s freaking cold here!

  4. Dont be talking about my pickup lines!

  5. Give *everyone* there a kiss for me… but don’t tell them all who it’s from 🙂

    Have an amazing time with Sharn et al. Happy New Year, darling!

  6. Bwahahaha!!

    I lovers you Goaty.

    And NU.

    We should have drink ups more often.

    No singing.

    Can’t wait for Vegas.


  7. So no more posts after a while? 😥

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