Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Questions to life #7



1. Why is it that no matter where I stand at the clothesline, I still get blinded by the sun?!
2. Why is it that I never see the clothesline spinning on its own, but as soon as I go to hang something, it spins away from me?

3. Why don’t dogs smile? They *seem* happy but I’m not entirely positive..
4. Why do I always get so excited at watching a movie (I’m doing the Indiana Jones Quadrilogy at the moment..) but fall asleep midway through?
5. Why is WordPress so addictive?
6. How does autocorrect know the word ‘WordPress’ but not ‘fuck’? Don’t play dumb with me mate!

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

18 thoughts on “Questions to life #7

  1. I’m sorry I fell asleep and missed out on our nighty google pic marathon πŸ˜›

    They do smile! I watched a video today of one smiling while his owner played guitar. Then looked really cranky when he stopped and started smiling again when he played. It was all very bizarre.

    Ps. I want a pet igunana. I feel it would give me more love than my cat at this current point in time. I need love.

    • Awww but it’d be rough and scratchy! My snake is super smooth and nice to cuddle, WOW that sounds like a hilarious pick up line *writes down*

      Oh did I tell you? DV and I are going to test awful pickup lines in Vegas. Join in or watch me make a fool of myself! Shall be fun! I should do a post of which lines worked and which ones didn’t πŸ˜€

      Hugsssss dear! You have love and butt slaps from me!

      • LOL

        I’m going to write you both up report cards at this rate!

        Although to be fair, in Vegas you won’t have time to approach the guys, they are approaching you once they hear you speak πŸ˜› Trust me on that one!

        YAY! Hugs and butt slaps! I feel the love! ❀

        • Yeah I understand it.
          I saw a drunk old man wearing a kilt at a pub in scotland and overheard him talking. I was in love. I don’t care that he was spitting and sitting with his legs open (maybe he wanted some breeze up there?), the accent had me hooked. I reeeeeeally need to find me a scottish lover. They could read out loud the most boring thing in the world and I’d be wet instantly *happy sigh*

          Report cards? Ooooh are you going to spank us if we fail class? πŸ˜€

  2. 4. Remind me to never watch a movie with you!

    6. There’s like a whole list of words that autocorrect programs purposely leave. Fuck, shit, cunt, even clinical terms like penis and vagina. Look it up

  3. Just get a dryer like a normal human being. Or do you also hand wash everything?
    Is this an Aussie thing?

  4. Fuck = Duck makes me crazy!!!!!!

  5. My old dog used to watch me get changed and sit there with a weird grin – damn pervert!

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