1. Why is it that no matter where I stand at the clothesline, I still get blinded by the sun?!
2. Why is it that I never see the clothesline spinning on its own, but as soon as I go to hang something, it spins away from me?
3. Why don’t dogs smile? They *seem* happy but I’m not entirely positive..
4. Why do I always get so excited at watching a movie (I’m doing the Indiana Jones Quadrilogy at the moment..) but fall asleep midway through?
5. Why is WordPress so addictive?
6. How does autocorrect know the word ‘WordPress’ but not ‘fuck’? Don’t play dumb with me mate!