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Nonsense Review: Devondale Margarine


I don’t normally eat butter/margarine. There’s only 2 things I use it for:
*On bread with Vegemite – yep classic Aussie.
*Cooking mushrooms in it (with thyme) – honestly, soooo good with eggs for breakfast.

So here we go, get a new butter, open it up and this is presented before me:


Ok raise your hand if you chuckled. Surely I’m not the only one who sees this..
My butter looks vaguely like a motherfuckin vagina.

Thankyou to whichever staff member squirted that in because not only are you creating works of art here, but you’ve also made my day.

Once the giggling stopped and the photos were taken, I got my knife and… Uhhh.. Very carefully grazed off some butter from the edge. Now that I had personified my butter to a lovely lady, I didn’t want to slice her and dice her. It was an awkward moment.

So if you want butter that tastes like all the other butters out there, costs the same as all the other butters out there, but makes you grin upon opening, then this is the product for you!

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

19 thoughts on “Nonsense Review: Devondale Margarine

  1. Looks like a cock to me… Lol

  2. I’m with Oceans….I went for the cock!

    • I was staring at it last night and thought it looked like a wrapped up mummy.. Like Tutankhamen. But it was midnight and I’d been watching Indiana Jones so I’m starting to go with the ink blob idea – it morphs into whatever you want it to be! Hahaha πŸ˜‰

  3. Omg it is the mangina you showed me!

  4. I wish my vagina tasted like Butta. …

  5. Oh no, it looks like a vagina to me too.

    But the question remains, does it taste like one? πŸ˜€

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