Don’t take an apple into the bathroom with you when you need to pee.
It sounds innocent, ‘I have to pee, I’m eating this glorious apple, I can do both!’ but I stand here today before you and say NO. Ok its cool, sit down, eat your apple, marvel at how disgusting this probably looks, then what. You’ve got to wipe.
Boys and anyone using a Japanese toilet, don’t think you’ll get off lightly. Because when you’re eating the apple (in my case trying to finish it so I could wipe without feeling horribly unhygienic), guess what could be coming. A crap. Oh god.
Cue the rapid apple eating. And yeah it’s rapid, because if any sort of activity occurs from the back end while you’re eating an apple, I’m going to hazard a guess that you will truly be disgusted. I can say hands down, I’ve never eaten an apple so quickly in all my life. And I wouldn’t like to do that again.
So thankyou life, another marvellous lesson. Do not eat an apple in the bathroom.