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Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Lava – a natural way to dispose of rubbish


In case you aren’t aware, there’s lava flowing out of a volcano in Hawaii. After hearing that a woman was arrested for putting an egg beater into the lava (I know right, why an egg beater?!), I decided that it is indeed a very hot melting flow of awesomeness. So why not use the lava to dispose of unwanted items? Its nature’s incinerator!

Here’s some of my ideas for lava disposal:
*Anything covered in rat poo (I’ve been renovating, trust me, their shit nuggets and piss are staaanky)
*Old unwanted cars
*Junkies needles
*Large dead farm animals eg cow (because digging a hole for a cow would be a lot of effort I imagine)

And I assume there’s a lot of suss men getting out of dark tinted cars and opening their boot/trunks wearing business suits because the ultimate (and what I think obvious) use of a hot lava flow is:
*Disposing of murdered bodies (and any evidence of the fact).

I asked Nonsense Unicorn what she’d throw in lava so here’s her suggestions:
*Dirty dishes
*Hobos (probably due to this)
*Medical waste (amputated legs, fat from liposuctions etc)
*The McDonalds wrapper you want to hide from your partner
*Feminine waste – “It’s the circle of life – putting the red river into another red river haha”

She also says “Every house should have its own lava pit! Dangle naughty kids over the lava pit!”

I told these ideas to my mum who said “my favourite is the dangling kids one!”

So what would you chuck into the lava?

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

9 thoughts on “Lava – a natural way to dispose of rubbish

  1. Hahaha just so long as he doesn’t drag you in with him!!

  2. I spent so much money renting dumpsters for massive spring cleanings, a lava out would have been so much easier!!

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