In case you aren’t aware, there’s lava flowing out of a volcano in Hawaii. After hearing that a woman was arrested for putting an egg beater into the lava (I know right, why an egg beater?!), I decided that it is indeed a very hot melting flow of awesomeness. So why not use the lava to dispose of unwanted items? Its nature’s incinerator!
Here’s some of my ideas for lava disposal:
*Anything covered in rat poo (I’ve been renovating, trust me, their shit nuggets and piss are staaanky)
*Old unwanted cars
*Large dead farm animals eg cow (because digging a hole for a cow would be a lot of effort I imagine)
And I assume there’s a lot of suss men getting out of dark tinted cars and opening their boot/trunks wearing business suits because the ultimate (and what I think obvious) use of a hot lava flow is:
*Disposing of murdered bodies (and any evidence of the fact).
I asked Nonsense Unicorn what she’d throw in lava so here’s her suggestions:
*Hobos (probably due to this)
*Medical waste (amputated legs, fat from liposuctions etc)
*The McDonalds wrapper you want to hide from your partner
*Feminine waste – “It’s the circle of life – putting the red river into another red river haha”
She also says “Every house should have its own lava pit! Dangle naughty kids over the lava pit!”
So what would you chuck into the lava?