1. If bugs fly towards light at night, does this mean they fly towards the sun in the day?!
2. Why are quilt cover companies still attaching buttons for us to do the end up with?!?!?! Did they miss the memo about those click-together buttons?!
3. Why are plastic bags so noisy? They’re so thin they’re basically non existent yet can put out so much noise.. Anyone who has backpacked will truly know the annoyance of plastic bags! Bonus annoyance points if the 6am plastic bag wakeup call is accompanied by thongs (the shoe kind) slapping on the floor. I would literally prefer to listen to people having sex in the room to a placco bag wakeup call.
4. Did cavemen/cavewomen cut their hair? I’ve never seen a person with long dreadlocks running, they always seem to be quite slow. It *could* be due to the weed they smoke or maybe I’m onto something here and dreadies actually slow you down. If you’re a caveperson being chased by a bear, you’re going to need to run.
I’m imagining there was a hairdresser called Grug..