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Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Questions to Life #6


1. If bugs fly towards light at night, does this mean they fly towards the sun in the day?!
2. Why are quilt cover companies still attaching buttons for us to do the end up with?!?!?! Did they miss the memo about those click-together buttons?!
3. Why are plastic bags so noisy? They’re so thin they’re basically non existent yet can put out so much noise.. Anyone who has backpacked will truly know the annoyance of plastic bags! Bonus annoyance points if the 6am plastic bag wakeup call is accompanied by thongs (the shoe kind) slapping on the floor. I would literally prefer to listen to people having sex in the room to a placco bag wakeup call.
4. Did cavemen/cavewomen cut their hair? I’ve never seen a person with long dreadlocks running, they always seem to be quite slow. It *could* be due to the weed they smoke or maybe I’m onto something here and dreadies actually slow you down. If you’re a caveperson being chased by a bear, you’re going to need to run.


See that, short hair!

I’m imagining there was a hairdresser called Grug..

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

18 thoughts on “Questions to Life #6

  1. You are a profound person.

    I was just wondering the other day why human-head hair grows perpetually. Why would it evolve that way? How could primitive humans survive that way? Very good question!

  2. I’m stunned by your depth. You’ve left me speechless goat…;)

  3. #4 why are there still trains in existence in Sydney with leather seats and no air con so you leave a layer of skin behind when you stand up?

    • Yeah and I’m the fool that wears short shorts and has to walk around with thighs that look like they’ve just been spanked! πŸ˜›

      • hahaha I’m the fool that wears dresses and looks like I’ve skinned the backs of my thighs!!

        I’d take spanked more than skinned… Oh to be caned again on my thighs πŸ˜‰

        • I’m new to the spanking world (as of a week ago – I know I know, what took me so long!), and at first I was like ‘mehhh so indifferent right now’ then SMACK!! ‘Ok not so indifferent now!’ πŸ˜€

          Ps. Classic bdsm sharing on an innocent post hahaha

  4. Why don’t quilt cover just have zips or Velcro?!

    • Omfg. Stand back folks. We have a genius in the room.
      NU, I will swap you a pair of stilts and a top hat for your quilt cover with zip. I don’t actually *have* those items but I’m pretty sure a drawing of them should suffice..

  5. I think quilts with buttons are actually duvets, they cover your quilts to keep them clean. It’s a bizarre logic and not one I understand.
    Um, the caveman thing, while interesting question about the pics, there couldn’t be real pics of caveman,no cameras. Much like the picture of GOD, none exist. These are modern man’s ideas of how they looked. Maybe they had scrunchies made from sabertooth cat gut???

    • Hahahaha gut scrunchies!! I was imagining dreadies tied in a big knot like an Indian yogi. Or maybe they invented the plait? I used to work with a guy who had a dready scullet. It was long dreads but as he was balding, they were long at the back at short at the front. With a bald patch.

      I think the logic with quilt covers is you can change the look of the room by changing the cover. I’m a bit of a quilt cover whore, I have about 10 of them, all different colours and patterns πŸ˜› And the same again with sheet colours (no white ones!)

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