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Pussy Power

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This post has been a long time coming, mainly because I felt like in ‘giving this secret away’, men might take it the wrong way. But I’ve honestly had enough of watching women succumb to the pressures of attracting men.

Men, try not to take this as a negative, it’s Rambling Goat empowering women. I love you guys, and don’t you forget it.

This is for all the girls who.. Ahh fuck it, this is for all girls.

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There is nothing here that I’m about to say that you don’t know. Some of us just forget occasionally and a lot of us don’t use this information to our advantage. But listen up – There’s a magical treasure box of awesomeness between your legs.

Words don’t even begin to describe how amazingly awesome this little region is. It’s nature at its finest. It’s so much more intense than say, a leg. Its intricate, internal *and* external, and sensitive. It has demands. It affects our ability to think/focus. It’s pleasure can make us feel like we’re flying to another planet. Or if you really push it to the extreme limit of pleasure, well I assume thats how a heroin junkie feels after they shoot up. Can’t move, can’t talk, need a blanket, floating.

Its a crazy part of the body, but we can get so used to having a vagina that we forget how truly awesome it is.

Men love our vaginas. And why wouldn’t they; we smell and taste good (so long as we keep our hygiene up!), have a whole bunch of magical folds and bumps that respond to touch, and are the perfect puzzle piece for their manlihood.

It’s like a game to play with someone else’s punani. There’s so many different combinations of touch and when you get the right ones for that girl, bingo, you hit the jackpot. Its like a very hands-on video game. Any man that does not want to play this video game is nuts. Well ok, I’ll be more rational – they may have a severe lack of confidence, mental issues, or are immature and just after their own pleasure (poke poke spooge). Let’s say 99% of men *want* their tongue in your folds, but some don’t go through with it. Its the want/need/desire they have for our vaginas that is important in this post.

Let’s put this simply. A vagina feels better for a guy than a hand. It’s wet, bumpy, tight (well ok not always..), soft and has a moaning girl attached to it. There’s also other sexy features nearby – the bum and the tits. And don’t forget the soft skin, arching back, curved hips etc etc. Yep, us women have all the right stuff to arouse hetero men. And some other women 😀

We already all joke that the penis has a mind of its own, but surprise surprise, we hold the key that controls that mind. If women all over the world all went on a holiday away from men, they’d still wank at the thought of us. Its human nature to be sexually attracted to others and we’ve got the goods to attract men.

The best part is, we carry the treasure box (and other fun features) around with us every. single. day. Yep, we can walk into a room of men and know that we hold the key. And this is what I like to call Pussy Power. It’s the confidence from awareness. I know I can walk down the street and have guys not only look at me, but think sexual thoughts about me. If I get rejected at a bar, I know I can walk over to the next group of guys and find a taker if I so wish. I refuse to be put off and emotionally scarred by one guy when I know the majority of men would be happy to have me. This pussy power awareness makes me confident. And guess what, confidence is sexy.

So ladies, realise that you have pussy power. I’m not telling you to go around telling everyone how awesome you are, how you have pussy power and can attract a man at the drop of a hat. I’m telling you to say it in your head. On the outside is a smile, a good posture of straight back and chest out, butt feeling a bit more pert and cute than usual and if you’re wearing high heels then there’s definitely a sexy strut to accompany all this. No one knows what’s going on in your head except you. They just see what’s on the outside and with pussy power thoughts on the inside, the outside looks will be that much more sexy.

Next time you get rejected, forget him. Pussy power didn’t work on him (maybe he’s already taken, or you’re not exactly his cup of tea) but it sure as heck will work on the next guy. Don’t give up. You own a magical treasure box of awesomeness and don’t you forget it.

Rambling Goat

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Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

22 thoughts on “Pussy Power

  1. Oh my god, I’m pretty sure this is going to be my next post on Featured Friday.

  2. Love your post! Now i feel like walking in the street with “Walking on Sunshine” in my ears. 😉

  3. Pussy Power! I feel like this should be my theme for the week. Thank you!

  4. While I do not happen to be a pussy-having member of the human species, I do think that we should all feel more confident in ourselves and it’s good to be reminded of our own special magical awesomeness! Don’t ever forget.

    You are pretty much completely right about men with this.

    Stay awesome 🙂

  5. love love love!! cracking me up! great post!

  6. No 2 pussys are the same, pretty much in the same way that (apparently) no 2 cocks are the same. Same as with cocks, it’s not what you got that matters, it’s whether you know how to use well what you got. Sorry to rain on the parade, but not all guys are interested in the pussy, or even the physical side. Some want the mouth, the boobicles or the ass. Some want the power/domination/submission more than a fleshy, spongey bit. It’s all part of what I call ‘Nature’s Grand Conspiracy’, ensuring that good sex is rare and that bed-hopping/fornicating/slutting-it-up keeps this species procreating. Just saying…

    • That’s not raining on my parade, its all good info 🙂 maybe it should have been ‘body power’ or ‘inner confidence’ but it doesn’t *quite* have the same ring to it 😛

      Haha awww dont tell us good sex is rare! But yes its true that when we find a good sex partner, we stick with them. The selfish/hopeless/boring ones often don’t get a second time.

      Maybe in the past it would have encouraged procreating but with inventions like implanon (a contraceptive implant in the arm that lasts 3 years) becoming more available, there should be a lot less accidental babies in the future 😉

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  8. Wonderful reminder indeed! 🙂

  9. Love it. My Miss S certainly knows how to use pussy power, believe me!!

    I find it very hard at times to accept what almost feels like rejection from her. But having stumbled on the most exquisite of feelings; the utter denial of her pussy to me (from time to time – thank God) and my restriction of my own orgasm(s). Which I truly find more pleasurable than if she and experience mutual sexual pleasure.

    She loves me very much just like I do her but for me her pleasure – often at my cost – always comes (sorry no pun intended) first.

    Ours is a journey of her sexual fulfillment and of my denial….with the odd orgasm for me thrown in from time to time as she does love to make me cum too.

    Hugs
    Stevie xxx

    • Yes, by the sounds of it, Miss S knows and uses her pussy power to her and your advantage! Its nice that not only have you found something you enjoy, but have someone to help give it (or not in this case 😀 ) to you. I look forward to reading more 🙂

  10. Found this through featured friday on nonsense & shenanigans. Awesome!

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