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Hey Kids, WTF?


Well I just got back from a holiday and among all the craziness that’s just happened (posts coming on them, I promise), there’s one I need to get this off my chest right away.

I literally watched a kid shit on the ground in front of me today. Yep, just a casual shit on some concrete.

I had a straight face on the outside but on the inside, this was me:


I asked him if he needed to go to the toilet and fix himself up. “Nope! I’m done”.

Cue the hunt for the grandparent (who used a shovel to fling it into a garden) and mother (who after taking him inside to wipe his bum had to clean up another nugget that dropped out of his pant leg) while I stood there speechless and completely out of my depth.

By now you guys should know that I’m definitely not ready to be a mum yet. Well this disturbing display just added on a few years to when I assume I’ll be ready (it was already going to be 10 years).

Like, let’s get back to basics here. Don’t kids learn how to use a potty?! I already admit to knowing nothing about being a mum but for some reason I still seem to casually babysit kids occasionally (thanks family!) and am shocked at something new every time.

Kids; strangest creatures.




Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

7 thoughts on “Hey Kids, WTF?

  1. How old are we talking about here?

    Children do tend to be extremely disgusting creatures.

  2. Yeah….. Consider me kidless too’

  3. Oh my god. Shit on the concrete! This made me spit a bit of water out.

    This is exactly why I wrote this. I think after your encounter you might agree with some of them, lol.


    • Genius! Yes, I wholeheartedly agree that kids are manipulative grubby midgets. I’m sure in due time I’ll completely change my tune, they seem to like me a lot so I’ve got some comfort in that at least. I’d be harder to start liking them if they truly all hated me. In saying that though, I’m not ready to change my attitude *just* yet.

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