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Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Sex is like Alcohol Consumption

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Yeah. And now I sound like a raging alcoholic.

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Ok firstly, this idea spawned from the sexy genius that is The Daring Vagina. Check out her original comparative post here.

Let me plead my case.
Sex is great, alcohol is great.
The end.
Haha just kidding! I’ll list my points.

1. Both you look forward to at the end of the week.
Had a hard week? Stressed? Sore? Bet I can fix that with a quickie and a beer. Just put your feet up, lay back, get comfortable and shutup.

2. Both make you feel great, sexy, confident.
Yep, lose those inhibitions and work it!

3. Both make you a little giddy, giggley.
Even just at the thought of it, the excitement. Or maybe you’re giggling over the memories of last night?

4. Both have the ability to get you in some odd situations.
Oh god, story of my life. But really, these hilarious adventures make for great stories.

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Hand drawn as requested. That's me and NU eating iceblocks at 4am in the nude with 2 random foreigner guys we just banged. As you do. The odd size boobs on NU was an accident my bad!

5. Both have the ability to make you pass out.
The body can only take so much! Hahaha

6. Both have the end result with someone declothed.
Well not *always*. But its pretty common.

7. Both are good for you! But can also injure you..
Sometimes its healthy, sometimes you need a day off recovering. Its ok, take the good with the bad.

8. Both increase your social life.
Meet a new person! Or a few..

So in conclusion, drink up, sex up, and have some bloody fun would ya!

Rambling Goat

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Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

15 thoughts on “Sex is like Alcohol Consumption

  1. There are no beautiful illustrations accompanying this. What the hell

  2. You stole my idea of stealing someone else’s idea!

  3. omg…this is fantastic…I’ve never realized how similar these two things were but you’re absolutely right. I feel like if people had more sex and drank more often the world would be a better place…more unplanned pregnancies sure…but better 🙂 haha.

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