So I downloaded this app today where you’re meant to be able to talk to people about things like games, anime, books, shows whatever. I thought, “yeah ok let’s try this out – maybe this could be an anonymous forum for me to express all the exciting things that happen in Skyrim that people in the real world don’t care about”.
(I play games, cool? Cool).
So I’m just casually browsing through the discussions going on an stumble across this:
What? Pokemon and human role play?!
Will get dirty?!
What the freakin hell! So, as curiosity at ludicrous things would have it, I go in to see if this is just a joke… And the conversation goes like this:
Pokemon 1: *training in forest*
Pokemon 2: *walks through forest, you notice my sizeable breasts*
Pokemon 1: oh hai ur cute *checks out those hot breasts*
Pokemon 2: oh k thanx *notice u check my breasts and don’t care*
Pokemon 1: *starts training again – OOPS slips and falls right on top of Pokemon 2!*
Pokemon 2: TAKE ME NOW *touches ur pants*
Pokemon 1: I’ll take u wen u make me feel good first
Now HERE is where I thought I had to interject with:
Me: voltorb enters and SELF DESTRUCTS
End of story.
Now seriously, I get fetishes and all that kinda stuff, but role playing on a public forum that you’re 2 POKEMON who start getting it on – oh, because one “fell on top of the other one” (pretty sure I’ve used that excuse before) – seriously, there is something wrong with this picture.
That is all.