I guess we all have those cringe worthy moments from school.
Some have perhaps been the kid who peed their pants (or pooped – the next level!)
Or maybe you were the one who vomited on the school excursion (that was me, but not the story I’m talkin about).
Asked your crush out and got rejected?
Toilet paper out your pants?
I’m sure there are many a story that we look back on now and aren’t proud of. Well, I had a shocking memory smack me in the face like a dead donkey’s doodle today that, although it was years ago, I couldn’t help but jerk and almost projectile vom at the shame of it all.
So, I will share this epic tale of shame and cringe worthiness that I wish I could forget, but alas I fear it is burnt into my existence…..
This one time in Year 2 I put on one of those little 90s slip dresses and did an interpretive dance to Abba’s “Money Money Money” in front of the WHOLE DAMN CLASS
Yep that totally happened. Heck, I think some twerking may have been involved before it was even invented.
And it was totally not rehearsed, I think 7 year old me thought that I was way too good an would totally be able to make something up.
It’s just so incomprehensible to me now, because I was so damn shy and quiet during school that I got mistaken for an exchange student on too many occasions.
Anyway, I don’t know if anyone remembers me doing this and I hope not – but I think I will never forget.
What’s your cringeworthy story?