Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Questions to Life #4


1. Do we just keep getting more and more freckles as we age? I keep spotting new freckles but don’t notice any missing..

2. Why do farts always smell so much worse in the shower?!

3. Why don’t 4 legged animals run twice as fast as 2 legged animals? Logic kind of tells me that they should..


4. Do actual pirates like the Pirates of the Caribbean movies or do they find it silly? And do they partake in ‘talk like a pirate’ day? I feel as though if you’re going to the effort of being a pirate for a living you should have some fun with it.. Get a pet bird or whatever.

5. Why does this packet of food say ‘no msg added’? That’s like saying ‘no unicorns added’.. What do I care what’s not in it?!
I’ve noticed it doesn’t inform me that ‘no anthrax’ is added, so should I be worried?

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

13 thoughts on “Questions to Life #4

  1. Beware when they don’t say “no human body parts were added to this product,” cause then you really wonder…

    • Hahaha meanwhile in the factory.. ‘jimmy is out of fingers and is sick of people ‘bones’ing him when he tries to do a thumbs up. He also requests we take away the pin code door system..’

  2. Yup freckles come from the sun so… Yeah. There’s that.

    No pirates are like the ones in Captain Phillips and they’ve likely never heard of ‘talk like a pirate day’.

    No msg is important. You should care what’s not added to your food, it helps you figure out what’s in it.

    The other questions I’ve got nothing for.

  3. I thought 4 legged animals DO run twice as fast 2 legged ones? ….I mean except for bunnys…they just hope twice as fast.

  4. I just assume my San Choy Bao always comes with a healthy dose of anthrax – I would feel completely gipped if it didn’t…

  5. I actually know the answer two number two. When you fart that is gas, when gas is mixed with hot water fumes it creates what scientist name as “fartitus magnanamus” which is really a fancy name for the most commonly used form by other scientist “mustard gas”.

    What I would like to know is who invented toilet paper and toothpicks.

    • My parents and grandma say before toilet paper there was newspaper or tissue paper from the fruit and veg shop wtfff! So it hasn’t been around very long.

      Does anyone actually use toothpicks?

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