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Shower Thought of the Day #6


What’s with over-engineering? I’m sick of my toilet paper having little dimples in the shape of flowers. Or blue swirls printed on it. You cant hide the fact that its about to have shit all over it.

And why does my toothbrush have a grip?! Has anyone ever dropped a toothbrush because it slipped right out of their hand?

Hey big companies, if you’ve gone as far as you can go with a product without it being laughable, move onto the next thing. I’m not going to choose a toothbrush with a tongue scraper over one without. I’m choosing the cheapest option.

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

5 thoughts on “Shower Thought of the Day #6

  1. Grips for if you want to brush your teeth under a waterfall? Extreme tooth brushing!!!

    • Hahaha ohhh, you might have to add a wrist band so you don’t lose it! And a mirror attachment because we’re not used to brushing their teeth without watching ourselves in front of one.. And a timer so we know if we’ve brushed for the recommended 2 minutes! And now your toothbrush *only* weighs 2kg! Hahaha. Don’t even get me started on the electric toothbrush..

  2. DUDE toothbrushes totally need grips for retards like me – I once stabbed myself in the eyeball with a toothpaste-covered toothbrush due to fumbling with it! I have also too many times stabbed my gums with my toothbrush from losing grip.

    But as I said, it could just be me….

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