Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

No, just no.


Tell you what’s off putting?
Guys who chuckle when you orgasm.

Ok boys, so you’re either happily pleased with yourself or (what I assume to be) laughing at my orgasm face/noises/squirming/lack of control. Either way, it’s detracting attention away from the enjoyment that I’m meant to be feeling. So thanks for that!

Guys, don’t do it.
Or I will say off putting things like ‘I want to eat your faeces’ or ‘I saw my grandma wanking’ while you’re orgasming hahahaha! Now who’s laughing!

Anyway thankfully this hasn’t happened very often and I reeeeeally hope it doesn’t happen again.

Ps. Disclaimer – I haven’t experienced this with girls and I assume its because we’re awesome. So that’s why I’ve directed this to men 😉

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

8 thoughts on “No, just no.

  1. I keep my eyes closed so I don’t see their face. Otherwise I’d possibly laugh. Now I feel bad. But laughing can tighten up your muscles, much like sneezing. Bring on the pepper in bed!

  2. I agree… girls are awesome…

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