Tell you what’s off putting?
Guys who chuckle when you orgasm.
Ok boys, so you’re either happily pleased with yourself or (what I assume to be) laughing at my orgasm face/noises/squirming/lack of control. Either way, it’s detracting attention away from the enjoyment that I’m meant to be feeling. So thanks for that!
Guys, don’t do it.
Or I will say off putting things like ‘I want to eat your faeces’ or ‘I saw my grandma wanking’ while you’re orgasming hahahaha! Now who’s laughing!
Anyway thankfully this hasn’t happened very often and I reeeeeally hope it doesn’t happen again.
Ps. Disclaimer – I haven’t experienced this with girls and I assume its because we’re awesome. So that’s why I’ve directed this to men 😉