There seems to be a lot of bad sex going around these parts. Terrible kissing, short peenies and bad fingering. Reading all these stories, I can’t help but think that a lot of these issues can be fixed!
The Small Peeny
I guess I’m a believe in the “quality not quantity” philosophy of penis size. In my time around the block and back again, I have actually had a better time with the smaller frankfurts than some of the bigger sausages (except for one terrible sailor, but that’s another story).
It’s kinda like “glass half empty/ glass half full…
If you go in there and already get in your head that small peeny = bad sex, then it’s probably gonna manifest because, we all know as girls that if your mind ain’t in it then it’s probably not gonna happen!
Solution: think of that smaller peeny as a possible pocket rocket of awesome!
The ol’ poke poke spooge
I guess at some point we all have that experience of feeling like a human blow up doll, just a hole for the guy to poke in an do his business. Sometimes this can be good when you’re feeling too lazy to do anything an the starfish is the way to go, but I guess (especially for casual sexy times) this isn’t always the case.
Solution: don’t be a starfish an take control! If you don’t want to be poked like a puppy in a pet store window, flip that sob over and sit on his face!
The one that has no idea what they’re doing
Fingering too hard? Slobbering on your face like a camel? Spanked you so hard you wanted to cry?
Rather than bite your tongue and let them finger bang you like an empty tub of Nutella, or tell you stories of how they “wanna f@&$ you in the butt and then make you lick your own shit off their dick” (true story, my friends) – speak up!
Solution: guide that fumbly joe and tell them what you want! See, I sometimes like to see men as dogs who will slobber all over your face and hump your leg until you TRAIN them to be a good boy.
I know this can sound a bit scary to some, man I’m the first to admit that sometimes I just wanna be dominated and just take pleasure – but you’re not gonna get what you want if you don’t tell them!
It’s like going to a restaurant and asking for “food”, then getting upset at what you get. If you did that in real life, I’m sure the waiter would look at you like a dumb shit and make you pick something from the menu.
So, same principle for guys – they can’t read your mind, so they’re just on a guess what you like and do it – unless you tell them otherwise!
It can be as simple as a “harder/ faster”, or “hows about you pretend my poonani is a notebook and your tongue is a pen – now write the alphabet!”.
Or even, “yeah, let’s try this….”
So there you have it, some relatively simple ways of turning that lamebo your sexing into a rainbow pleasure dome!