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Boys and Poop


What’s with poop time being so special for guys? Maybe there’s girls out there that do the same, I don’t know, but I don’t get it and I don’t like it!

It’s like popping is some sacred ritual that takes sitting on the toilet for an hour, reading, playin candy crush, doing something else while pooping.

I don’t get it.

Personally, I just wanna get in and out as fast as I can. It doesn’t really seem like the place to hang out – I don’t wanna stay around a bowl full of remnants (eww).

Is it because guys secretly love the smell of poop that they need to stay in there so long? This could also explain their fascination with butt sex, but that’s another story.

nonsense unicorn


Author: nonsenseunicorn

Just another twenty-something year old making sense out of madness. Boom.

2 thoughts on “Boys and Poop

  1. Wait until you’re a parent. Then you will get it.

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