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Shower Thought of the Day


So I often have those moments after a physically exhausting day where I just stand in the shower under hot water and stare into space. My brain is active but my body can’t even wash itself. 5 minutes in and I finally think ‘FINE, if I wash myself then I can get out of here and go sit down’.

Anyway, in those 5 minutes of zombiedom, I started thinking about long-term affects on chemicals. What if in 20 years a study says chemicals are good for you? Say it comes out saying that if you had been using the ‘captain joes death-soap’, your long term side effects would be bigger tits (or bigger dicks for men), positive attitudes and a longer life span (and an energetic old age body to accompany it).

Then we’ll all be sucking down that death soap and all this organic stuff would be out the window.

Look, you never know people.

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

4 thoughts on “Shower Thought of the Day

    • Maybe I should start making some death-soap! Extra kerosene for a lovely aroma and if you want to exfoliate, you’re in luck – it has fingernails in it. And I’m glad I wrote this after dinner, not before hahaha

  1. I need to invest in some chemicals…for reasons…and I think most men should too

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