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Hottest Accent

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Is there any accent hotter on a man than the Scottish accent?!?! SHUT UP its a rhetorical question. And if it was an actual question the answer is no.

They sound like a slurring drunk sucking down scotch at the local pub while wearing a kilt. Granted, I have no idea what they’re saying but does it matter? And while I’m on the subject of kilts, they do get extra brownie points for making the hairy leg/skirt combo very fucking sexy. I don’t care what you’re saying boys, just keep talking and show me what’s under your kilt.

Weirdly enough I used to work with a Scottish guy. That in itself isn’t too weird but HIS NAME WAS SCOTT. Sounds fake right? Yeeeah I thought so too. Its like calling your Australian kid ‘Ozzie’.Ā  But I put aside my thoughts that he was probably a murderer on the run (who wasn’t very inventive when we asked his name), because of his delightful accent. You can’t be a crim with an accent like that!

In conclusion, kilted boys for the win!

Rambling Goat

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Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

4 thoughts on “Hottest Accent

  1. What kind of Scottish accent do you like? The Shetland one? Dundee perhaps or Glaswegian?

    • I love that you think I know the difference between them. Or that there was actual regional variations. You make me sound like I actually know what I’m talking about! Let’s go with they’re ALL sexy šŸ™‚ and double that if you’re wearing a kilt šŸ˜€

      • “You make me sound like I actually know what Iā€™m talking about”
        Fair enough. I guess you don’t then.

  2. Is your name Scott by any chance?

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