Dear Open Letters,
So, what’s the effing deal, aye?
Why is this something that seems to be “trending” on the interwebs and taking up valuable space from hilarious cat pictures?
Personally, I think when someone writes an “open letter to my ass”, they’re really putting a public notice out there equivalent to sticking a post it on their head saying “look at me! I’m a douchebag and have something to say!”
Or it’s just a self- proclaimed right to let everyone know that they have an opinion that’s more valuable than anything else someone has to say – and to that I say pish!
Yeah, pish to you and your stupid open letters.