Am I the only one questioning the whole pirate hook thing? Who wants a hook for a hand?! How do you wipe your butt? Or plait your beard?
I’m offering a list of alternatives for a pirate to consider instead of the usual hook (who wants to go with the norm?!);
9. Fishing rod
13. Grappling hook
14. Beer glass
There is only one alternative instead of a pegleg all you pirates out there, and that’s pogo-stick.