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Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Pirate Hook Alternatives


Am I the only one questioning the whole pirate hook thing? Who wants a hook for a hand?! How do you wipe your butt? Or plait your beard?

I’m offering a list of alternatives for a pirate to consider instead of the usual hook (who wants to go with the norm?!);

1. Slinky
2. Fork
3. Spatula
4. Tazer
5. Rattlesnake
6. Knife
7. Ladle
8. Clamp
9. Fishing rod
10. Telescope
11. Puppet
12. Yo-yo
13. Grappling hook
14. Beer glass
15. Paintbrush
16. Pencil

There is only one alternative instead of a pegleg all you pirates out there, and that’s pogo-stick.

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

2 thoughts on “Pirate Hook Alternatives

  1. I reckon one of those shark grabby mouth things that you buy from the markets would be hectic!

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