Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Gravity Stinks

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I had a dream last night that I was in a space ship floating around in no gravity. Then I woke up. And gravity had its powerful hands pinning me down. If you were some attractive horny person, fine, I’m cool with that, but you’re not. So fuck you gravity! I want to float around and eat a packet of exploded flying chips like Homer Simpson.

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

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