Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

The Unfriend


Facebook does a strange thing to your psyche in making you care about things that outside the internet you wouldn’t think twice about.

Like, someone unfriending you.

Even though you have not spoken to this person in 10 years, don’t actually like them as a human being and couldn’t care less what they thought of you – you still feel a small tinge of hurt when you go to stalk their profile and find you no longer have access.

What have I done in my Facebook life to deserve this?

Haha. So dumb. Maybe it only sucks when they’re still friends with your friends and you can’t help but think that your friends must be infinitely cooler than you to still warrant their internet friendship.

Even though you don’t like that person anyway.

Dumb dumb dumb.

nonsense unicorn


Author: nonsenseunicorn

Just another twenty-something year old making sense out of madness. Boom.

2 thoughts on “The Unfriend

  1. First world problems.. You just have to unfriend them before they can unfriend you! Boom. Problem solved. That or just delete your account, go live in a cave, wear a bone in your hair and pick some berries. Cave people for the win!

    • It’s not even worth deeming a problem as no solution is needed for it! I think your ego just cries like a whiny biathlon for a while!

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