Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Shit As.


You know you’re a piece of shit when the only job suggestion written in the email from an employment website is for a sewerage officer. Don’t get me wrong, i’m really glad we have good people out there doing these jobs (although this suggests we need more), but I haven’t done years and years of study on plants to end up working at a poop factory. I don’t even want to try and make some sort of segway to join the 2 occupations as a joke, mainly because ironically I just had a bad experience in the toilet. And I feel sorry for the sewerage officer who is currently witnessing that. 

Meanwhile back at the ranch, our primary school sent us to a sewerage plant as an excursion. And I once worked 3 days at the tip spraying weeds around a black sess pool pit of bin juice. And actually almost fell in cos I got tangled in a hose ANYWAY the point is, I’ve paid my dues. Albeit, the absolute minimum dues, but let’s just say my respect for workers in these jobs are high, and my interest in joining them is low.

Here’s hoping the next email brings better suggestions. Like astronaut. Or cheesecake quality control officer. 

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

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