We look at ourselves through shit coloured glasses.
They say we are our own worse enemies, which I guess is kinda true but wouldn’t it be much more fun to have a real life nemesis other than the crud that goes on in your head to beat yourself up over? At least with a real nemesis you can have fun beating someone else up! Then we all win!
So tell all those negative thoughts in your brain to go suck a dead donkey’s doodle while wearing faulty roller skates because it is awesome to be a little bit speshial.
Boom.
Nonsense Unicorn
Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows 
February 28, 2014 at 11:31 am
Woah you’ve opened up a Pandoras box here – roller skates can be faulty?! Shiiiiitttt. Although I’m sensing a practical joke idea coming from this little gem of wisdom.. *cough* Superglue the wheels *cough*
Too bad a) no one has roller skates anymore and b) believing in karma stops me playing practical jokes on people. Dang.