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Oh, the sexual irony

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I feel like sex.

Which these days is a freakin miracle for a body due to the cocktail of substances that have their fat asses sitting on my libido.

That’s not the point.

The point is the red river flows, baby.. Meaning, the out of order sign is up and nothing ain’t gonna happen.

Sigh.

Nonsense Unicorn

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Author: nonsenseunicorn

Just another twenty-something year old making sense out of madness. Boom.

5 thoughts on “Oh, the sexual irony

  1. Throw a towel on the bed and don’t let him look at your parts before, mid-way or after! Not only will the possible disgust give him the flop, but he’ll probably assume you’re dying hahahaha now go forth and DO IT! Your brain is trying to win a fight against your vagina and its about time the vagina won!

  2. Hey, that other commentator the ramblinggOat has it right, I´ve been with girls that didn´t matter to them all that blood, we did put the towel and that´s that, not much more to it. That is if the guy doesn´t care which seems not be my case. I will say that they where girlfriends, or friends with benefits so you do know them a bit better. Although now that I think about it I did it with girls that I had met in one night……sorry, I have issues.

    Anyways, just go for it. And good thing is, if the guy slips inside you there´s a 0.0001% of you getting pregnant so tell the dude not put on the apron on top, and go for iiiiittttt! 😉

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