Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

Fun Job


I feel like there’s one kind of job I’d be really good at – the black and white ‘before’ person struggling with various household appliances on infomercials. Trying to make using a pair of scissors look like a massive unsafe ordeal sounds like a good challenge! 

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

4 thoughts on “Fun Job

  1. I stabbed myself with scissors once. I also once got toothpaste in my eye.

    True story.

    • I love the irony of selling scissors in that hard plastic packaging. If its your first pair, how do you open it?! Hahaha
      Wow toothpaste in the eye, that’s way off! Was there an arm spasm to blame for that? Or was this the result of an awkward location of a pimple?

      • Yeah it’s like a scissor company cruel joke!

        I was legit trying to brush my teeth ad missed my mouth – I am the epitome of uncoordination!

    • Also NU, I’m starting to think you are the real life version of the black and white infomercial person hahaha we could just set up video cameras in your house and get all the footage for these household products without paying you a cent! Score!

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