Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

All by 9am


Today I slept in, smashed my arse against a cupboard after deciding I need to start my mornings with stretches again, had to crap with the bathroom door open cos there was a massive spider sitting on the doors hinge and just now I went to take a sip of tea, thought there was a hair on the cup, pulled back in horror to not only realise there was no hair, but I’ve now covered my leg and couch with tea.

I’ve also decided that I must have an std thanks to my nether region being itchy (or is it because I’ve let myself go for a week without shaving?).

Today is going to be a good day, I can tell.

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

2 thoughts on “All by 9am

  1. Haha, a very insightful post.

  2. I’d be an awful superhero. Not only for the misfortunes that occupy my life but also not knowing any first aid would probably pose a few problems.. Band aids fix most things, right? 🙂

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