Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life


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it’s all fun and games until someone gets pissed on.

By a guinea pig.

God. Dammit.


Author: nonsenseunicorn

Just another twenty-something year old making sense out of madness. Boom.

One thought on “LIFE

  1. NU, if it makes you feel better, not only have I been pissed on by a snake (turns out they hold a lot of liquid in there), had a rabbit and various dogs wee on my bed, stepped in dog piss 2 days ago, and am currently washing a floor mat thanks to a dog piss, but I’ve had a dog pee on my face (I was under a deck and it let loose right above me).

    At least we didn’t squeeze an elephant shit and drink its poop juice like Bear Grylls. I’d prefer my misfortunes any day!

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