Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

The Unfortunate Fly

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Well its no exciting story but I was mid conversation and something flew in my mouth and my stupid throat swallowed it automatically. Not entirely sure it was a fly. Either way, whatever it was is making me need to vomit. Thanks for that life!

On further thought though, i’m helping fly evolution.. If a fly goes in my mouth, and dies, then Darwin says the smart ones who don’t fly into people’s mouths live, procreate and so forth. So eventually no flies will go in our mouths! You’re welcome everyone!

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

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