Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

Rambling Goat and Nonsense Unicorn present… The Awesome Person's Guide to Life

The Grasshopper


So I just saw this giant freakin grasshopper. Let it be known that I have a phobia of grasshoppers and i’m not exaggerating its size because of this fact, its body was the size of my pinky finger.

Well it turns out the bloody thing was on the side of my shirt as I was crapping. The only reason I saw it was cos I thought there was a ‘hair’ stuck to my shirt and went to pull it off – it turns out it was attached to the grasshoppers head and it was an antennae, not a hair. Well I’ve never crapped quicker. And never de-robed quicker. So that shirt is outside until I grow enough courage to pick it up again. Aka never. Thanks life!

Rambling Goat


Author: ramblingg0at

Life loves to set me up for its own entertainment. But instead of me hiding these awkward moments, I plan on sharing them for my own (and possibly your) amusement. Now who's laughing, life?

2 thoughts on “The Grasshopper

  1. bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is priceless.,..why does things like always happen while your crapping??? one of lifes mysteries!!

  2. Pingback: Phobias | Turning Lamebos Into Rainbows

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