Is there any accent hotter on a man than the Scottish accent?!?! SHUT UP its a rhetorical question. And if it was an actual question the answer is no.
They sound like a slurring drunk sucking down scotch at the local pub while wearing a kilt. Granted, I have no idea what they’re saying but does it matter? And while I’m on the subject of kilts, they do get extra brownie points for making the hairy leg/skirt combo very fucking sexy. I don’t care what you’re saying boys, just keep talking and show me what’s under your kilt.
Weirdly enough I used to work with a Scottish guy. That in itself isn’t too weird but HIS NAME WAS SCOTT. Sounds fake right? Yeeeah I thought so too. Its like calling your Australian kid ‘Ozzie’. But I put aside my thoughts that he was probably a murderer on the run (who wasn’t very inventive when we asked his name), because of his delightful accent. You can’t be a crim with an accent like that!
In conclusion, kilted boys for the win!